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"dream of bird shit on my head"

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2011.08.31

The #2 search that brought people to my website yesterday was "dream of bird shit on my head".

My script reports that that same search led to my site four times (raising questions of the low volume of traffic to my site and whether I'm counting things properly). But I'm glad that I can be here for people when they need to know.

rand()m quote

The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love, and in order to occupy and distract himself without love he gives way to passions and coarse pleasures, and sinks to bestiality in his vices, all from continual lying to other men and to himself.

—Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov